Every morning I like to watch the TODAY show as I zip around the house picking up toys, taking out trash, washing dishes, etc. It’s a guilty pleasure I developed in the last six months since becoming a stay-at-home-auntie (SAHA). I like to think that it keeps me informed and entertained.
On Fridays Kathie Lee Gifford always says a joke – not always good joke but a joke nonetheless. Today’s joke was especially funny which perhaps says a lot about my level of maturity, LOL!!! When Kathie Lee delivered the punchline I sprayed the sip of coffee I was about to swallow all over the floor! Here’s the joke. Hope it makes you smile too:
A middle-aged couple had finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.
The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she’d send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you.
The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:
I’m on the toilet. Please advise.